Friends Sitcom Character Phoebe Buffay Quotes all Funny Dialogues.
Don’t point that thing at me Tribbiani!
This just proves NO GOOD CAN COME FROM HAVING SEX WITH ROSSPhoebe Buffay Quotes
And please, tell Joey, Christmas will be snoweeeeyyy! And Rachel and Chandler, LMBLMNB…ANDLER!
You have homosexual hair.
I think I am ready for my pen!s now.
Wen't to the store, sat on Santa's lap, asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap.
It belonged to my mom. Yeah she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it’s Christmas, people still die.
I want world peace...Oh and bigger b0obs!
Oh come one Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
I like him so much, I feel like I've had 10 drinks today. And I've only had 6!
Play that funky music, white boy.
Of course it smells bad. You have your head up a turkeys ass.
You've met your match Rachel Green!
“Hey, Phoebe. How’s the book writing going?” “Really well.
I’m up to page 47.”
“Wow! What are you writing?”
Do you want a relationship where you can actually say: "that's not how your dad used to do it"?
You guys! I just realized something. Joker is poker with a J.
Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little heinie.
That's easy for you to say, I don't see 3 kids coming out your vagina.
Oh my god this is intense, one side of my butt is completely asleep and the other side has no idea.
She's going for the pizza..HEY THAT'S NOT FOR YOU BITCH
Oh, Come on will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
I’m totally drunk with power.
You know that psychic I see? ....Well, she told that I'm going to die this week. So I'm kinda bummed about that.
I’m a lady, Monica. I don’t kiss and tell…. But this hickey speaks for itself!
Oh for gods sake Judy, PICK UP THE SOCK PICK UP THE SOCK PICK UP THE SOOOCCCCCKKKK!
Here's something rich: 13 bathrooms in this place and I threw up in a coat closet.
I'm Phoebe Buffay and I have babies coming out.
You're married for someone for 6 years and then one day their like "OH i'm not gay"
Because she's your lobster.
I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
We’re just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.
Oh none of them are my father, the father is my brother.
Every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
It's so exhausting, waiting for death.
Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.
"This ring costs 8,600 dollars" We'll give you 10 dollars.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the winning.
P as in phoebe. H as in Hebe. O as in obe. E as in ebe. B as in BeBe and E as in Ello’ there guvnor.
I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Okay it just seems a little wild and you're so... vanilla..
This is my husband, Crap Bag.
I heard when people live together they split the costs of stamps.
I'm gonna go to the airport. I figured if I hang around there long enough someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
I don't know the actual names of the chords, but I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them.
Kay, I don't know how to talk to you.
If you hadn’t just had a baby with my best friend, I swear to LUCIFER a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW.
You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows..please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Don't you hate when people aren't there for you?
.......somethings wrong with it. Somethings wrong with the left phalange
The doctor says it may take a few days, but my body's always been a little faster than western medicine.
They suck so much that people die at their concerts. They just stop living.
If it's a girl, Phoebe. If it's a boy, Pheebo.
So I thought y'know that if I'd work with stocks, I'd have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.
Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart
I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday!